This is Mr.Sun, this is Mr. Moon...
This mountain is Earth...
and this is my grandma.
Oh how beautiful.
Ah, Good morning, Shige.
I don't think I have ever seen such a magnificent specimen.
No, you are too kind.
What species?
Those, they are Mino Chrysanthemum, and these...
No, the caterpillar.
Don't know.
Don't worry. Someday, you will be as gaudy as that flower.
Yep, that's Grandma.
Mother, come on, let's go!
Here is my Mommy and that's me, Nonoko.
What should I make for dinner tonight?
Enough, I'll go for it! Something really great!
What are you gonna make?
Well, we had curry every single night.
So, I am thinking...more curry!!
Oh...
This is my Daddy and older Brother, Noboru.
Dad, do you think all this studying is really worth my time?
Listen up.
Studying is not about what's worth it.
Classes that seem worth it may turn out to be not worth it.
And therefore, not worthwhile.
But sometimes things that are worthless...
may actually be worthwhile, worthless or not.
So, it's not about whether or not something is worthless or not.
What in the world are you talking about?
So not worth it.
MY NEIGHBORS THE YAMADAS
So, if Dad had been handsome and really smart..
and Mom had been truly beautiful and a wonderful cook...
and our family was really rich, my life would be completely different.
I got the raw deal...
That's enough out of you.
If your Father and I hadn't gotten married, niether of you would have been born.
You wouldn't even be here had it not been for the two of us.
Yeah, right.
What do you know? If I had cooler parents, I wouldn't have turned out so lame.
That's stupid.
What have they been teaching you at that school?
Haven't you ever heard of genetics?
He is right.
You can't choose your parents.
And I am just supposed to accept that. That is so unfair.
I mean, look. I'm me, Dad's Dad and Mom's Mom, right?
Uh-huh. What? Huh?
Who are you?
Where did I come from?
Where am I?
Who am I?
I see..
Once upon a time, Mommy and Daddy weren't married at all.
And Takashi and Matsuko are off to a great start in their new life.
Let's give them a warm round of applause.
Congratulations, Matsuko and Takashi..
I would like to offer both your families my warmest wishes on this special day.
You set out today across the ocean of life, with the wind in your sails,
and boundless prospects on the horizon.
But life, as they say, has its ups and downs.
It may seem easy when the waters are calm.
But at times, the waves will taunt you, tossing you in their swells.
Take heart and don't get discouraged.
Although it's hard to make it on your own...
Even the stupidest couple can survive life's challenges if they just stick together.
So, take my advice and have children as fast as you can.
Children are the best reason to whether life's storms.
Nowadays people say child-rearing is challenging and difficult...
but we've been doing it since the dawn of time.
Children grow up even without parents.
So hold them close to your heart and they will turn out just fine.
Having children will make you appreciate your own parents.
Sure, maybe you always thought your parents were a pain in the butt...
But on day, they will be the one babysitting your kids and buying them toys.
And if you play your cards right...
You will probably get a nice inheritance out of them too.
So Matsuko and Takashi...
Always remember. Honor your Mother and Father.
Always remember, the land is in my name.
Excuse me, Mother, but I am the one who built this house.
And you couldn't have done it without my land.
And we are so grateful to you, of course...
But please, don't forget how hard I worked.
And your room, it's a beauty. It always has the best light.
Of course it does.
If you especially consider the house was built on top of my land.
And besides, why do you always insist that you built this house by yourself?
With all due respect, I did built this house with my own hand!
That's enough!
You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
That's right! There is no point in all this arguing.
Listen to Noboru.
It'll all gonna be mine anyway.
But as you sail across the ocean of life, what should you fear most?
Wild storms? Trecherous currents?
No. The truth is that the ocean of life is most dangerous when it's calm.
There is hardly a ripple in sight.
When the waters are rough, any family can whether the wild storms,
if they join hands and pull together.
But the life is different when the ocean is calm.
The wind dies down, you sigh and relax, and you forget to hold on to each other.
Are you listening? Matsuko. Takashi!
This is very important. When there are no challengs to share,
it is all too easy for family to drift apart.
You'll never know what terrible dangers lurk just below the surface.
Oh sure, you will try to sail on.
But you won't catch the wind, and you won't know which way to turn.
So, you pull out the oars and starting rowing,
but you won't agree on which way to go,
and you start wondering how you all ended up in the same boat in the first place.
And that's what drive families apart
Turn right in the next cornor.
You sure?
- No, turn left! - Right!
- No, right, right! No wait, left, left!
Make up your mind!
Wait, maybe it was...
Which is it!!??
Let's do it again.
Our turn!
A Family Torn Apart
We're never gonna get there this way.
Turn up at the next light.
No, just keep going straight!
What are you talking about? It's on the left.
Dad, ignore her. Just keep going straight.
Knock it off! All of you! Goodness!
Why can't you just keep quiet like Nonoko?
She's not here.
Where is she?
She is not in the car?
I think you better pull over.
Where do you think we could have lost her?
Noboru, weren't you watching her earlier?
Yeah, while Dad and I were waiting for you and Grandma.
Maybe she got tired of waiting and wandered off.
No, I think she was with us at the bench.
We are done.
Finally. You know how long we've been waiting.
Sorry, I didn't think it would take so long.
I could have gotten a smoothie.
Aw, let's go already. The sporting goods store is gonna close.
Oh, there you go. She must still be there.
You were so annoyed about us being late, you completely forgot about her.
Hey, it's not my fault. If you hadn't been late, this wouldn't have happened.
Poor little Nonoko left behind because everyone got excited over nothing.
How could you say that, Mother? Like you weren't there too.
We were late because we had to find your flannel underwear!
That's just great. There goes the sports store.
Noboru, stop being so selfish.
What would you do if something happened to your little sister?
What do you mean something?
Do you mean... kidnapped?
She's adorable, just like me.
Will you stop joking around?
Oh, I hope she remembers that saying I taught her.
What saying?
The PTA kids saying.
'Never ever ever ever talk to strangers.'
Is that the kind of nonsense they are teaching kids these days?
It's like saying all strangers are common criminals.
Don't worry. Nonoko's got big teeth.
Oh, cake. I want some!
OK, just one bite.
Yeah!
Just like Jaws!
Stupid.
Let us through. Our daughter is about to be kidnapped!
We can't even get to a phone.
We should've called first thing.
See, we need a cell phone.
Can't you just be quiet?
Oh, Nonoko!
Hey, are you lost?
Oh, I guess you are waiting for somebody , huh?
Who are you waiting for?
Hey. Can't you talk?
Then why don't you say anything?
I'm not supposed to talk.
The strangers I don't know.
I know. Never ever ever ever talk to strangers. Is that right?
But you can talk to me. You have been a good boy.
You followed the rules. Now, it's OK.
Hey, don't be sad.
My Mommy, and Daddy, and Grandma, and Noboru. They all got lost.
Did you lose someone?
My Mommy.
You're Mommy?
I can't find her...anywhere at all.
That's weird. There are so many lost grown ups today.
But finding just one shouldn't be too hard. Come on, let's go.
Excuse me, this boy's name is Toshio Kimura.
Can you please page his Mommy?
Are you lost?
No he's not, his Mommy is.
Of course she is.
Let's see. Kimura... What was his first name?
- Toshio. - Toshio.
Oh yes. Toshio.
Wait here and I will be right back.
And who are you? His sister?
Uh-uh, not me.
I didn't just lose my Mommy, I lost my whole family.
Where is my kitty? Where is my kitty? Little lost cat, so far away from home.
Come on. Stop crying, we're here.
It's stupid. What do you mean her Mother came and took her?
How could that be? I'm her Mother!
Oh, interesting.
You let a total stranger take away my baby?
No, I wouldn't do that, Ma'am. They seem to know each other.
They did? Who was it?
How should I know?
- What? - Ahh, she must have tricked you.
Oh no. I don't think so. Her Mother seem to know exactly who she was.
But I am her Mother!
Knock it off!
Go on.
I just don't understand.
When the woman arrived, you daughter, Nonoko, seemed very happy to see her.
She ran right up to her and leaped into her arms.
Ahhh, Who can it be?
Look miss, could you just page her, please?
But sir, they've already left, through that exit over there.
She's not here.
Come on. Let's go!
I have never seen such an odd family before.
Hey Dad, where do you think you are going?
To find them.
Find who?
Who do you think? Nonoko and that kidnapper woman.
But how?
That's right. We don't even know which way they are headed.
Hey don't worry. Nonoko knew the lady, right?
She must have taken her back home.
That's it. Noboru's right.
Yes, of course, that must be it.
I don't know. It's people you know who could be the most dangerous.
Mother!
Don't you think we should notify the police about this situation?
The police!
And what are we supposed to tell them, Mother?
You should confess everything.
Confess?
Yes, that four adults abandoned a sweet little girl and left her to fend for herself.
Wait, does Nonoko have a key?
Let's roll!
Nonoko!
Nono...
Nonoko!
Nothing. She is not here.
What did you expect? The door was locked.
Yes, hello. Yamada's residence.
Oh, thank heavens!
Thank you! Thank you so much! We are so grateful.
Oh yes. We were looking for her everywhere.
I'm so sorry to trouble you.
Yes, right away. We will come collect her.
I mean to pick her up.
What is this? You even made her dinner?
Oh, you are so very sweet. I don't know how we can ever thank you.
I just spoke to you Mother and they got home.
They said they will be coming over any minute now.
Thank you, auntie.
Oh, it's my pleasure.
I have to say, I am very curious to hear all about what happened from your parents.
Joyful laughter Breaks the silence Of an autumn eve - Basho (1644 - 1694)
♪ Look up and see, ♪ ♪ The sky is blue. ♪
♪ And the clouds are white. ♪
♪ It will work out for you, ♪ ♪ and you will be alright. ♪
Next stop, Pepporoni Pizza. Pepporoni Pizza.
I must have dozed off.
Stop requested.
Excuse me, Where am I? Did I miss my stop?
Don't push the button to ask me that.
Domestic Gothers
Oh, it's raining.
I didn't bring in the laundry!
Huh?
What's the matter?
Great! I already brought it in.
You never hung it up!
I'm going out. Do we need anything?
Oh! There was something...
But I can't remember what it was. Think. Think think...
Well, I can't wait. Goodbye.
Wait, wait. It's right... on the tip of my tongue.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on...
Hey, what is your problem?
I think it was something like...
I think you should let this one go.
Hey, it's bread!
Oh, for heaven's sake.
Mother, wait!
I forgot my purse.
Mom, I'm home.
Don't know where she is.
Hey, noodles.
She left the water boiling.
Great, she will never know I ate 'em.
Oh, that's so sweet, making me noodles.
You tricked me.
What?
Porch light's out again.
So soon? I guess I'll get another bulb.
Oh no... we are all out.
Why don't you try switching it with one from another room?
Hmm, who won't miss their light?
I hope this will work.
More tea please!
- Same for me. - Me too.
Me, too.
I'm busy with the dishes. Why don't you come get it yourselves.
Rock. Scissors. Paper!
There are clean cups on a counter over there.
The lire's there. Go ahead and finish the dishes.
Hey!
That was Tanaka. He is on his way over.
What! You are kidding.
We better tidy up.
Ow.
And this...and this...and this...
And maybe one of these...
What on earth are you doing?
We'll just tell them we're spring cleaning!
Ow.
Marriage Yamada Style
I already told you, it's on the kitchen table.
Well, I don't see it.
Come on. Look again. I am sure it's there.
I don't see anything.
Then you are in looking hard enough.
It's a manila envelope with OKK in big red letters.
Are you looking for this?
OK, if it's not there. It's not thre.
Ready.
Here.
They say after 20 years, they can read each other minds.
Uh, I meant the paper.
I'm still reading it.
It's amazing.
Wait, Takashi.
I need you to pick up a few things.
Sure.
Lettuce, cucumbers, ham, light bulbs and garbage bags.
I'll make you a list.
Hey, it's OK. I will remember.
Lettuce, cucumbers, ham...
light bulbs, and garbage bags.
See.
I remember the list. I just forgot to do the shopping.
Lettuce... cucumber...
No...
Hmm...Let's see...
Come on. Hurry it up.
Don't tell me you've already decided.
Just pick. I am starving.
I guess I'll have a Shanghai Special.
Sounds good.
I'll take second.
Oh, what are you still doing here?
What's that supposed to mean?
Can't a guy just take it easy on his day off?
Yeah, but usually, you can't wait to play Pachinko.
Taking a break. More tea?
How about making me some noodles for lunch?
Sure, honey.
Wait. Make that some coffee instead. No, tea.
Oh yeah, you better start cleaning the bathroom too.
It's a mess.
And pick me up some cigarettes when you go shopping.
Arrgh, can't take it anymore.
Matsuko. Matsuko.
Hey, where did your Mother go?
Playing Pachinko.
Kowata is pitching a beauty tonight but he had to since it's a tight ball game.
1-1, here in the eighth. Now, Kowata delivers.
There is a swing and a high fly ball to the right field.
This looks like an easy play. And that is the end of the inning.
And easy catch, three up, three down.
We are heading to the last of the eight inning now.
Nishi will be coming up from the Gaints. And it's Giants-1, Dragons-1.
Here at the big egg at the Tokyo Dome.
And what a night for the Dragons...
My movie's gonna start.
And if they can beat the Dragons in this one,
especially the way the Dragons are pitching as one tonight,
Game's still on.
Oh, but I have been waiting all week.
No way.
Move it!
You know, I think you are right.
He's been on such a roll for so long, he can't help it.
He's been on those great teams in the past.
I think the beef with the old timers really miss the great days...
Now no one can watch TV.
This is much more interesting.
- Hey! - Yay! I win!
No!
Stop that.
Stop that!
Hey, Noboru. You wanna play a little catch?
Hmm.
Father-Son Bonding
No Trespassing
Hold on a sec. The Dad always plays the catcher.
Aw, come on. Give me a break.
OK, this is for a curve, this is for a fastball...
and this for a slider.
Come on, give me a break.
OK, there's rwo outs, bases loaded, and the relief pitcher comes in.
No, I'm supposed to be the starting pitcher.
Come on, give me a break.
Are you kidding me?
You're team at your school doesn't even lets you pitch.
What difference does it make? Who cares? Let's just play, alright?
OK, show me what you got. But remember, team's counting on ya.
It's still two outs. The bases are loaded.
What...
Alright, let's go.
Aw, for pete's sake.
Hey, Dad. What are you doing?
Huh?
Listening to this language tape. You know, repetition is the key to learning.
Don't count on it, Dad.
In my professional experience...
Study harder.
Study hard!!!!
No!
It all sounds like a broken record.
Just study harder.
Hey son, want some sake?
Hmm.
Honey.
Pretty strong, huh?
Well, too dry.
Too dry?
Why, you sneaky little...
I'm gonna...come here!
Get over here!
Noboru!
Hey, Noboru, wanna play some catch?
What for?
What for? I just thought maybe we'd do little bonding.
I don't think we need to play catch to do that.
Well, no, but...
We should at least try to do something together.
Not now. Maybe later.
What's the matter with the kids these days?
Another example of parental failure.
Patriarchal Supremacy Restored
Noboru, don't dump rice in your soup.
It's bad manners.
Soup must go over the rice.
Now, what's the difference?
You kidding? They fill up with difference.
You're both hopeless.
See? Water must go over the cement.
Uhm...
Let's see...
What do you think you are doing? That's rude.
Don't hover over the food. Take it with purpose.
Commit.
Actually, I was eating that.
Oh, sorry.
Don't put it back. That's disgusting.
Hey, Dad. What should I do for my research project?
Why ask me?
It's your research project. You figure it out.
I am trying but I am drawing a total blank.
Can you do it on anything you want?
Sure, anything.
Let's see...
So, you have complete and total freedom? That makes it really hard.
Mhmm. Yeah, I know.
Ah, freedom...
Complete freedom to do anything at all.
Total freedom...to do anything.
When you have it, what should you do with it?
I wouldn't know what to do.
He's taking it so seriously.
He's thinking about what happens after he retires.
Father as Role Model
Huh, snowing.
It's snowing. Let's get a picture!
What? Not now.
Do't be so childish.
I am cold. Close the door.
Where's the camera?
I think I put it in the top left hand drawer.
It's not here.
Why do you keep moving things around?
Trying to watch TV...
A lone figure Back turned
Receding into the mist - Santoka (1882 - 1940)
Yamada Family Chronicles
Happy New Year, one and all!
First of the year.
Ready!
Go!
Takashi, Takashi, Matsuko, Matsuko, Nonoko,
Takashi, Takashi, Noboru, Mother, Takashi, Takashi, Takashi, Takashi,
Machiko, Takashi, Nonoko, Takashi, Noboru, Takashi, Takashi, Takashi,
Takashi, Matsuko, Takashi, Mother, Noboru, Takashi, Takashi, Takashi,
Takashi, Matsuko, Takashi, Takashi, Noboru, Takashi, Takashi, Matsuko,
Nonoko, Takashi, Takashi, Takashi, Takashi, Takashi, Takashi!
31 seconds! A new record.
Pretty good, eh?
Dead of Winter
I need some tea...
Can you bring some cake?
And some soda.
And some fruit.
And turn up the heat while you are it.
Thank you!
Spring Showers
- Hello? - Can you bring my umbrella to the station?
Noboru, your Father is at the station. He needs an umbrella.
Can't someone else do it? I'm studying.
Why don't you go? When was the last time you two shared an umbrella?
Oh, I don't just feel like it right now.
Excuse me.
Noboru! Can't you just take it to him?
Send Nonoko.
Enough. Forget it! I'll just go buy one.
Great. Pick up some ground beef too.
OK, fine.
A spring shower Dressed for rain Talking as they go - Buson (1716 - 1784)
How weird. Noboru's socks missing.
Nonoko's pajamas and Takashi's towel too.
Socks and pajamas?
And Takashi's towel.
Oh...Uh-huh...
That must mean...
Look. There they are.
The Black Hole!
Dynamic Duo
I think I'll order some sushi for dinner.
What? But it's so expensive. Why don't I just make some?
I am so clever.
Um, Mother...
Sushi's too easy. I thought I would try something more interesting.
So, what did you decide to make?
Beef Stroganoga...
How can you cook it if you can't even say it?
Sure, I can.
Beef Stroganoff with peas and carrot.
So, you can say it.
It's not that hard.
Beef Stronagoff is beef Stronagaffgaffgaff.
Whatever, just make it.
Darn. I really had a craving for some of Mom's sushi.
Yeah, I messed it up. Order the sushi.
The Iron Chef
Wow, miso soup,and fried egg and seaweed.
That is a perfect Japanese breakfast.
- What? That's weird. - Uh-huh?
Are these leftovers?
Yesterday's soup?
Seaweed from Noboru's lunch?
You are three for three.
Today's gonna be your lucky day.
Right, whatever.
Have a nice day.
Matsuko!
Matsuko, so, what's for breakfast?
What are you babbling about? We just had your breakfast.
You're not getting senile, are you?
- Maybe , I am. - Must be.
I made noodles...off.
Heavens, I must have eaten them all myself.
What?
What's this?
Hot pot.
Hot pot? We just had that the other night.
But it tastes so good in the winter.
OK, help yourself.
It's more like cook it yourself.
What? We are having noodles for lunch again?
We just had noodles yesterday!
And the day before that and the day before that.
I can't take it anymore.
Don't tell me we are having noodles again tomorrow too?
I can't help it. We have eat through these gifts your Father got.
Besides, we have got plenty of ginger in the garden.
Ginger Morning
Ginger tastes so good in miso soup.
Yes, it does. But they say that eating too much ginger can makes you forget things.
Oh Noboru forgot his books.
Don't worry, he will be back for them any minute.
You are right.
Oh, no, I forgot!
I forgot to take off my pajamas!
See you tonight.
Bye.
Have a nice day.
I'm leaving.
Oh now, my shoes!
- My shoe, where is my shoe? - Watch it.
You too?
What's the matter with you two?
I am gonna miss my train!
I am so late!
OK then, be careful.
Bye, Mommy. I will see you later.
Have a good day at school.
Ah, why can't anyone remember to close the door?
What's this doing here?
Oh no, Nonoko's lunch. She forgot it.
She won't eat until noon.
That's true, but...
Fine now, I will just bring it to her when I go shopping.
Oh, that will be such a big help.
OK, I will see you in a bit.
Great, thanks again, Mother.
That's weird.
Uh-oh. She can't go shopping without a purse.
I am sure she'll be back.
OK, Pochi. Watch the house while I am gone.
Oh no! I left the tea kettle on.
Mrs. Yamada, you have a package!
Is she out?
No, door's open.
Anyone home?
- Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! - Ow!
Mrs. Yamada.
Thank heavens. What a relief.
Are you OK? Did somebbody break in?
Well, here's your package.
Thanks. So sorry.
- You're signature please? - Oh, certainly.
Hold on...
Let's see... Where did I put it?
It's on the left, back of the second drawer.
Hah, oh yes, that's right.
- Bye. Thanks again. - Thank you very much.
Sure.
I went to the school and dropped off Nonoko's lunch.
But Mother, I thought you told me you were going shopping today.
And you forgot your purse.
I guess I forgot.
Must have been all that ginger...
Regret
What...
Is that Mahler?
I never knew Mrs. Yamada liked classical music.
Beauty is fleeting Life is Long
How beautiful.
I wonder how many more times I'll see the cherry blossoms in bloom.
What are you talking about, Mother? You are still young. You're only 70.
About thirty more times then I guess.
Mom, would you mind paying this bill for me?
Sure, I will take care of it.
Remember, you have to pay it in person.
I know. After all, I am not a child.
Well, she had fallen and couldn't get up.
Oh my. That sounds horrible.
Maybe I am getting senile.
OK, see you later.
- Take care of yourself , now. - You too, dearie.
I dropped it in the mailbox by mistake.
Oh, Shige. Thank you so much for coming.
Of course, I came as soon as I heard you were in the hospital.
You will never believe what's been going on.
Please, have a seat.
- See.. - Hmm.
There.
Huh?
That gentleman visiting that patient over there.
What?
I think that they're having an affair.
You don't say.
You sure?
Something's definitely going on. I am positive they've been fooling around.
Well, don't you think so?
This is the VIP room.
You know that corrupt city counselman from the news last night?
He's faking an illness.
Once in a while, I like to come up here to get a bit of fresh air.
Hey, these noodles are delicious, don't you think?
I guess so.
If you think the noodles were bad, you should try cup of their coffee.
Look, I don't get it. Why are you in the hospital?
Oh, Shige...!
No sign of death's approach In the cicada's voices - Basho
Why, Mother.
Why don't you turn on the light?
Oh, I didn't even notice it was getting dark.
Crazy lady...
Hey, Noboru! Quit wasting electricity.
But I'm not asleep! Arggh!
Age Comes Before Wisdom
Just five more problems... but I am so tired.
Get up and take a hot bath. It will wak you up.
Move it.
You see?
I'm wide awake.
OK, let's go.
Let's go. Let's go...
Let's go...
He cooked himself too long. He's as limp as a noodle.
Remember, don't give up.
You are entering the home stretch now.
The last five minutes of a test will make or break you.
OK, time's up. Please pass your papers to the front.
Finally.
I am so hungry.
I'm gonna go to the cafeteria and get some peporroni pizza.
It's so good...
Teacher!
Tanaka got sick during the test and went to the nurse's office.
So?
Shouldn't we get some extra time?
Nice try.
Take them upstairs and put them in the closet.
Alright alright.
Is that Noboru studying like a madman?
I guess he had his final exams today.
He did miserably.
What do you think about getting Noboru a tutor?
Does he needs one?
He could really use the help.
You really think so?
OK, but don' you think it's gonna be kind of expensive?
For a qualified tutor to come once a month, 300.
What!
Hey for 300 bucks, I will tutor him.
For 200 bucks, I will tutor him.
Hey! For a 100 bucks, I will tutor myself
This is pointless. Why do I bother?
Fleeting dreams An octopus making its home in a trap A summer moon - Basho
I'm home!
Look, chocolates!
Wow. Mommy! Noboru spent all his money on chocolate!
No, I got them for Valentine's Day.
Ah, Youth
Gone!
It's gone. They are all gone Where...
- I'm home! - No, they are all gone.
Nonoko, hat happened to the cookies I bought?
I ate them.
What! I bought those cookies for a girl at school.
Sorry.
Sorry won't work this time.
Mommy's the one who made me ate them with her.
You ate them with Mom?
What?
Darn it, I forgot my umbrella.
Hey, Noboru!
You can borrow mine.
What are you going to use?
I'll be OK.
Tanaka, I forgot my umbrella!
That's too bad. Don't catch a cold.
Well, that didn't work.
Hey, what do you think you are doing?
Give it back!
Too late now.
I only lent it to you.
I am still borrowing it.
Give it to me!
- No way. - Funny. I didn't know they were dating.
Hey, Nakamura.
You come back to beat up the teacher again?
You are a funny guy. I am just here to tell him I got into college.
Wow, that's great, man.
Hey, teach!
If it's Nakamura you're hiding from,
You don't need to worry.
What? I am gonna go warn his homeroom teacher.
Hey, Yamada, Yamashita...
let's go get the new swimsuit edition.
Shhhh...
Hi!
Funny seeing you here.
Huh, Tragedy in Bosnia? That's some pretty serious reading.
Sure. I need to know what's happening in the world.
I'd love to read it when you are done.
This is a tragedy.
I'm home.
Noboru!
Where is the book?
Here.
Well, I gave you money to buy it.
Show it to me.
What is this?
'The World of Formula-1 Racing'?
I thought I could use it to help me with my English and geography.
Yeah, right.
It's like reading with Power Rangers.
You know, the book you bought me when I was a little kid but with cars.
Noboru, there's a girl on the phone.
What!?
Coming!
- Uh-huh? - Noboru?
Yeah, yeah, it's me.
Get out of here.
What did you say?
What? What was that? Oh, no, nothing.
Yeah, yeah.
How can he get a girlfriend with a face like that?
A real girlfriend?
Why is he all red?
Oh yeah, sure.
See you.
Oh, his heart is racing.
It's a arythmic.
I wanna hear.
Do you think he's upset?
Of course, you were totally embarrasing him.
Oh, you should talk. You are the one checking his heart rate.
Whoohoo! Yeah!
Yes!
The scent of plums On a mountain path Suddenly dawn - Basho
More Yamada Family Chronicles
I'm home.
Welcome back.
An Autumn Eve
I'm starving.
Make me something.
Sure, dear.
You want crackers or banana?
You know, working all day. You know, I am exhuasted.
Aall we have to eat are crackers?
- Crackers? - So, how's the banana?
How stupid. Who would eat a banana?
Here. Drink this.
Turn towards me I'm lonely too The autumn dusk - Basho
You're Mom is sick with a cold. So, we are gonna order some takeout.
- Seaweed special. - Me too.
I'll have the salmon special.
How 'bout fo ryou, Mother?
I'll have a combo.
I'll be right back.
Hold on.
I want tempura and soup.
Going My Way
Croquet Tournament
Not bad.
Hey, wait a minute, Ma'am.
What do you think you are doing?
Huh? But there is plenty of room.
That's not the point. There is an election and this wall is reserved for candidates.
Yes, but officer...
This was the only thing posted here.
Ah, if it is not Saburo...
Hey you, this is my turf, you know.
Ah well, if it isn't Shige.
Might as well work together, Since we're both volunteers.
That's your side, this is my side.
Don't cross the line.
Oh boy, that woman hasn't changed it all in over 60 yars.
Oh, forgot to take out the garbage.
Hmm...I guess I will do it now.
But you can't do that now. Today is recycling day.
OK, take this to the station.
Noboru the park, Nonoko the school.
- What? - Huh?
You can't do that.
Why not? Gets the job done.
Forget it.
See you later.
Wait!
Ow!
I volunteer my time to clean up the park and you're gonna dump your trash there?
I'm not dumping. I am gonna use the trash can.
Over my dead body.
Come back here!
Where did she go?
Honesty is the Best Policy
Excuse me!
Can you please get our ball?
Is it this baseball, shiny and new? Or this old rubber ball?
The rubber one!
Honesty's always best. Don't you forget it.
- Here. Have this one too. - Wow!
Wow! Thanks, Ma'am.
Excuse me! We lost our ball here yesterday.
A brand new baseball.
It's not here.
Are you sure?
I'm sure this was the right house.
I am begging you. Plese ask Akuchi to give those boys their baseball back.
Aw, that's so sad.
Aw, the poor dears are all wilted from the hot sun.
Mother, stop it. You know what I mean.
Yes, of course.
Those awful bikers.
And look at what they did to the poor little guard rail.
Oh, Mother!
But the saddest thing of all is that a child was killed.
Again? Those bikers are driving me crazy.
They're down by the park.
I bet they are the ones doing all the littering.
- You are right I'll talk to them. - No, don't. That's suicide.
An old man just got killed for doing the same thing.
Senior Citizen Murdered
It was in a paper.
Fair enough.
You'll just make it worse!
Mother, what's with the get up?
She's headed to the park to talk to the bikers.
I can't stop her. Do something.
Uh, Mother. That helmet was a gift from an important client. It belongs to me.
Oh, I see. Well, well, that's no good at all.
Yes, now, why don't you go sit down?
Alright...
Then, why don't you go talk to him?
Who me?
Come on.
They are not that bad and they will go away eventually. We just leave them alone.
If they are not bad, you got nothing to worry about.
Get out there. Be a man. Then, they will respect you.
Respect me?
Oh, but Mother...
I know, I will go call 911.
Don't you dare do that to those kids.
If the police come, they will wind up with criminal records.
Criminal records?
See, they're already gone.
Are you sure?
Hey, they are back.
We can counting on you.
OK. OK. I'll go take a look.
Please be careful, dear!
Let's see...
OK...
Who's this guy?
Hello!
Guys...
You say something?
It's awfully late.
Yeah? So what?
You got a problem, pal.
No problem. I am just here to talk. No problem.
I do have a request though. Um...
OK, old man.
Right. Say what you have to say.
Would you mind turning off your headlights? Please?
Oh, I get it. Is that all you want?
Oh, no.
So, what is it?
Come, come fireflies, this water's bitter, that water's sweet
- Hundred something good to eat. - What is that?
What's up with these old bags?
Mother, you all right!?
Old bag, huh?
Yeah, You got a lot of nerve disturbing a neighbourhood with all that racket.
Mother, don't mess with these punks.
Who are you calling a punk?
Well, heavens to betsy.
WHat an impressive voice you have, young man.
Mother, no.
And look at you, such a big strong man.
I bet when you talk, everyone can't help but listen.
What are you getting at?
Oh, so scary. I see why that fellow shut up so fast.
Yeah, that's right.
I believe it. Going up against you would be like a frog going up against a snake.
It must be really great having everyone pay to every single thing you say.
Guess so.
Listen to me. you should try scaring people straight.
I bet you would have a wonderful time.
Say what?
Hey, wouldn't you rather be a hero,you know, like the Moonlight Rider?
Don't be ridiculous.
Ah, maybe you are right. People don't believe in heroes now.
We look the other way when we see something bad happeing.
Maybe someone like you can set them right. You are scared of nothing.
If someone throws a cigarette or a soda can from their car,
Maybe, you can even jump out and yell, " Pick it up!" with that big voice of yours.
Or maybe if you a kid making trouble on a crowded train,
You can set him straight just like a big brother would.
I think you'd have fun and everyone would look up to you.
You would be an idol to everyone. A genuine hero.
It's really wonderful to have peple's gratitude and appreciation.
You can even keep the local hooligans in line,
and even shake them down for a little bit of pocket change now and then.
What do you say? Turn over a new leaf and become a champion for justice.
I promise it'll be a lot more fun than making a racket with that noisy bike of yours.
I think this old lady's lost it.
You think so, huh?
What a pity. You have so much potential.
Let's roll.
Promise me you'll think about it.
Hey, you. Don't forget these.
Maybe it'll sink in.
Mother!
Noboru! Nonoko!
Mother!No!
Mother!
Come back!
Hey, it's the Moonlight Rider!
Moonlight Rider?
- Mercy. Have some mercy. - We give. No.
Mother!
Noboru!
Nonoko...
Mommy...
You saved them. Thank you, Moonlight Rider!
How cruel A grasshopper trapped Under a warrior's helmet - Basho
I'm home.
Did you remember your umbrella?
Now look. You're husband just came home tired from work,
And the only thing you have to say to him is, " Did you remember your umbrella?"
OK. Hello dear. Welcome home.
Where's your umbrella?
I forgot it.
Welcome home.
Lookie, today I remembered my umbrella.
How about that? Hah.
What? What's wrong? Don't you believe me?
But honey, you didn't take an umbrella to work this morning.
Section Chief Yamada!
I got cake.
What?
Why, this is not like you at all.
Are you feeling guilty about something?
Of course not.
Now Matsuko dear, just because Takashi brought home a little cake,
Yeah, I got custard too.
Now that's suspicious.
Nonoko! Noboru! You're father brought home a little cake for you!
Where's Daddy?
On a business trip.
He left his briefcase.
Oh no, he forgot to take it.
And his scarf and train pass.
Huh? Whaaa!
He was supposed to leave early today.
Takashi!
Section Chief Yamada!!!
I guess Mom overslept.
I overslept...
She woke up so late, she thought that Dad had already left on his trip.
Oh, OK.
B... b... briefcase!
Easy...
Gotta get there. Gotta get there. Shoot...
Oh dear, don't forget this.
Yeah, yeah, I'm off!
You gotta hurry hurry hurry.
Bon Voyage!
Be careful!
I can make it. I can make it.
Look out, lady. Look out!
Hey, you alright?
Gotta call...
Hello. It's Takashi...
Yes. I am not so feeling well today. OK?
Yes, No, I'll get there.
I'll get there somehow.
Please, apologize for me.
Yes, I'm terribly sorry...
99.1.
You should stay home.
It'll get worse if you don't.
You won't win any awards for going in.
Yeah yeah, you are right. And that will give me a whole three days off.
I think that would be the best thing for you.
Besides, it will be good to spend some time at home.
What's the matter now?
Funny, now that I decided to stay at home, I am starting to feel better. Hah.
Maybe I should go to work afterall.
OK, Take care.
And now, Mr. Yamada will offer his congratulations.
Make sure you don't forget your notes, dear.
He's really nervous.
Hi...
Today is...auspicious.
Huh?
Cucumber, carrots, half a pound of beef.
Who can say what life will bring...
It might...things might...
Look like they are going pretty OK.
then, all of a sudden, you are pushed off a cliff!
And sometimes...you might realize,
it's by one person you depend on most.
Hey, he means you.
My dear Ichiro, Kazuko,
Sometimes, take life as it comes.
You see, that's the secret to surviving.
The bad times, without losing- losing heart or getting divorce.
Divorce?
What ever your partner does,
if it wasn't intentional, You can bear it.
You have to bear it. You must bear it to get through life.
I hope he knows what he is doing.
Saying that it can't be helped is not the same thing as coping out.
In fact, it's the key to marriage.
I's a key to building a happy family.
It's the key to conquering life's challenges.
However tough life gets,
'It can't be helped'.
This may sound a bit pessimistic but repeat it.
Like a mantra and you will...never be defeated in life.
I underestimated him.
He really is a man.
Um...well I...I guess though...
Ichiro, my friend. Kazuko...
You have my warmest congratulations.
May you both overcome every challenge life has to offer.
♪ When I grew up and fell in love ♪ ♪ I asked my sweetheart, what lies ahead? ♪
♪ Will we have rainbows day after day? ♪ ♪ Here's what my sweetheart said ♪
♪ Que sera sera, ♪ ♪ whatever will be, will be ♪
♪ the future's not ours to see ♪ ♪ que sera sera, what will be will be ♪
Try shaving your head. Then no one will notice you are going bald.
Shut up, you!
Don't you think it's time you got yourself some dentures?
Shut up, you!
Cut it out! Both of you!
You know with a little more weight, you could be a sumo wrestler.
She is right, you know.
Why you...
How many times do I have to tell you two to not argue in front of the children.
I can't hear the TV!
I see why this family gets along so well.
Because all three grown-ups are certifiablly insane.
What's that?
- Why, you. - Why, you.
Even one of you were remotely normal,
things would fall apart.
♪ Que sera sera, whatever will be will be ♪
♪ The future's not ours to see ♪ ♪ Que sera sera ♪
♪ What will be will be ♪
Teacher, what's your goal in life.
- Changing job? - Getting married?
Well, if you must know,
Here it is.
'Que sera'.
What will be will be.
♪ Que sera sera ♪ ♪ Whatever will be will be ♪
♪ The future's not ours to see ♪ ♪ Que sera sera ♪
♪ What will be will be ♪
♪ Now I have children of my own ♪ ♪ They ask their Mother what will I eat ♪
♪ Will I be handsome Will I be rich ♪ ♪ I tell them tenderly ♪
♪ Que sera sera ♪ ♪ Whatever will be will be ♪
♪ The future's not ours to see ♪ ♪ Que sera sera ♪
♪ What will be will be ♪
♪ Que sera sera ♪
The whole family's in the picture.
Let me see.
Like peas in a pod.
Look at that funny face you are making.
Alright, fine fine. Let's get something to eat.
How about cutlets?
- I want pizza! - No, tempura.
- Spaghetti! - Shut up!
I will decide!
ame ga agatta asa no hikari
Breathing in deeply the light
mune ni ippai suikonda kara
of the morning after rain
anata ni ai ni iku n da
I am going to you
The ocean in spring The gentle rolling of the waves All day long - Buson
densha ni notte iku n da
I am riding a train to you
sayonara dake ga jinsei nante
Is there really only goodbyes in life?
honto no koto kana sore dake kana
Is that all there is?
konnichiwa datte aru yo ne
There should be hellos too, right?
mainichi aru yo ne
And the everyday life
dare mo kizukanai kono kimochi
These feelings, unknown to anyone else,
anata ni dake ni wa wakatte hoshii
I want only you to know them
hitoribocchi wa yameta
I quit being alone,
tanoshii kimochi wo wakete ageru
I will share happy feelings with you
mado no garasu ni yoru ga utsuru
The night is reflected in the window
tatandeoita kokoro hiroge
I will open my closed heart
ijiwarushite gomen ne
I am sorry for being unkind
ayamarenakute gomen ne
I am sorry for not apologizing
chikara ga nai no konna toki
In such times, when I'm weak
shikata ga nai no nakitai toki
In times when I want to cry from despair
anata no koe ga hitsuyou
I want to hear your voice
dakishimete hoshii yo
I want you to hold me
dare mo kizukanai kono kimochi
These feelings, unknown to anyone else,
anata ni dake ni wa wakatte hoshii
I want only you to know them
hitoribocchi wa yameta
I quit being alone
tanoshii kimochi wo wakete ageru
I will share happy feelings with you